“I Know A Lot About ______”, Trump Just Made His Wildest Russian Hacking Claim Yet

Our tragic President-Elect Donald Trump knows very little about anything except, as Bill Clinton perfectly put it, how “to get angry white men to vote for him.”

Trump has recently been boxed in by the Democrats and Republicans alike over allegations, backed by seventeen intelligence organizations, that Russian hacking interfered in our most recent election on his behalf.

Trump, of course, doubled-down on his position that he’s innocent of any relationship with Russia that would interfere with Russia, and stated that he knows better than the CIA, the FBI and other intelligence organizations about hacking. Stated Trump, “I just want them to be sure because it’s a pretty serious charge. If you look at the weapons of mass destruction, that was a disaster, and they were wrong. So I want them to be sure. I think it’s unfair if they don’t know.”

Continued President-Elect Trump, “And I know a lot about hacking. And hacking is a very hard thing to prove. So it could be somebody else. And I also know things that other people don’t know, and so they cannot be sure of the situation.” People asked him what he knows that others don’t know, and he coyly responded, “You’ll find out on Tuesday or Wednesday.” Computer expert Trump added that he recommended that people avoid computers for sensitive material, saying, “It’s very important, if you have something really important, write it out and have it delivered by courier, the old-fashioned way, because I’ll tell you what, no computer is safe. I don’t care what they say, no computer is safe. I have a boy who’s 10 years old; he can do anything with a computer. You want something to really go without detection, write it out and have it sent by courier.” Do you think Trump is lying about Russian hacking?

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