Trump Just Gave Most Pathetic Excuse Ever For His Crappy Inauguration Lineup, It’s Hilarious

The body blow of Donald Trump’s election for Democrats and anyone with common sense has been eased somewhat by Trump’s recent public humiliation for not being to attract any credible performing talent to play at his inauguration.

Trump and his inaugural committee have been in desperation mode trying to lure A-listers to perform, but it appears that they are on the verge of giving up. Trump’s team recent put out a laughable explanation spinning the reason why they decided to shorten Trump’s inauguration festivities.

Trump’s inaugural committee recently stated to Breitbart: “You’re going to have a parade that is going to be shortened. I think Eisenhower’s parade was something like six hours long. You’ve had previous parades that are three or four hours long. This is going to be a shorter parade, an hour to hour and a half or so so he can go to work. That’s what the American people elected him to do: To go on with the traditions, he’s going to have a church service, but he’s not going to sit there for hours and then have this parade—and of course for the people who come to Washington to watch the parade, he’s going to have a shortened parade and he’s going to go into the White House and get some work done before he goes to the balls.” Do you think Trump really wants to have a shorter coronation so that he can “get to work”?

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